QUESTION #1: Will you be my friend?

Maggie: yes

Pedro: drew, i will be your friend

Kasey: YOU STUPID IDIOT I HATE YOU!

Ashley: sure

David: yes i wont

Brad: uh...sure

Heather: SURE i will just be mine haha

Michelle: umm...let me think, i guess so

Alexa: yes, cuz you are my lover

Whitney: of course i will, drew is the coolest

Rollie: yea sure

Jason: uhhh i guess so

Donnieshia: i dunno, do u have a re-sum-ay?

Jen: how much will you pay me if i am?

Melissa: i am yer friend

Adrianna: lol...yes i love u drew

Charlie: is that some gay proposition?

Virginia: lol, but of course

Sara (Michigan): i'll be ur friend

Kasey (AGAIN): my grandma always said never make friends with people over the internet, for they might be my age and rape little children.

CB: ...yes...

QUESTION #2: Girls: will you marry me?

Katy: maybe. whats the catch

Maggie: i would say yes, but that would be like marrying my brother.

Alexa: ill contemplate it / you thought i was thinking about it? / no, NEVER, I HATE YOU!!!

Jen: i dont even know you

Ashley: only if you shrink 3 feet, gain 2 hundred pounds, and grow hair to cover your body.

Kristin: sure why not, i need a guy right now

Donnieshia: no, cuz your a whore, and i don't marry whores, sorry

Kasey: ummm.......... well, if you promise not to have an affair with my grandma or my uncle suzy and you promise never to sleep on the couch (always with me) and we can play little booty games every night well... then no.

Charlie: You know what you should do? You should shave your head and paint it purple, so you look as dumb as you sound.

QUESTION #3: Boys: will you give me money?

Charlie: Do you think money grows on trees

Kasey: I WILL NOT TAKE ANY PART IN THE SAVE THE DREWASKI FOUNDATION!

Pedro: im so poor...i have no money to give you

Rufat: yes i will give u a 100000000000 bucs

CB: ...no...

Charlie(AGAIN): with all that money roofat gave you, u should be giving me money!

QUESTION #4: Would you lend me a shoe if someone stole mine?

Whitney: u could have em both

Maggie: no, i would beat you with your other one.

Rollie: it wouldnt match, but yea..maybe some old ones

Kyle: yah uh i cant think of nuttin funny

Jason: huh? o the poll thing again...no i wouldn't

Rufat: yes

Pedro: no, i would carry you to the middle of a gravel parking lot and leave you there

Kasey: if you only had one shoe you could take the other one off, take all your clothes off, get on my shoulders, and we could dance around NAKY TOGETHER!!!

Charlie: yes, someone already stole mine so i'd give you my other one, and then take kasey up on his offer

QUESTION #5: What words of wisdom could you give me?

Whitney: "if u give away the milk no one will buy the cow"

Brad: "he who feeds the bears learns the double meaning of feeding the bears (the bears feed on you)"

Maggie: "Never use public restrooms unless necessary. Never know what you can pick up there. Also never believe a woman with an adams apple."

Rufat: "don't ever admit u are a white rapper always say u are at least 1/4 black"

Greg: "never ask me for wisdom"

Alexa: "always wipe front to back, and like mom said, hover"

Rollie: "if the glove dont fit, you musta' quit"

Katie: "i have no clue"

Curtis: "Do not store moisturizing cream in the refridgerator, as it can be mistaken for mayonaise"

Kasey: "never pee on your grandma, or at least not mine, SHE BITES"

Charlie: "never eat cake through a straw, IT'S JUST TOO THICK!"

QUESTION #6: What's your favorite sound in the world?

CB: the beach at night

Pedro: your voice!

Charlie: listening to homosexual quadrapolegic midget porn